Mjolnir

Allocators

Your next analyst, without the hire.

You see more deals than anyone can honestly check. The desk checks them. One memo per deal, signed by the analyst who did the work, back in five days — forty-eight hours when it is live. Partner hours belong on decisions; the checking is ours.

A commissioned memo is advisory work for the investor who ordered it. It is not an assessment under the Standard: it carries no serial and is never entered as one. The Standard is published and not yet in force.

Deliverable 4 parts 5 days

What you receive

Memos written the way committees write.

Conclusions in the section titles, a pre-mortem, and every risk carrying both a severity and the event that would prove it. What held, what did not, and what the desk refused to guess at.

Verified facts
What was checked, and against which document or on-chain record.
Open questions
What could not be established, named rather than smoothed over.
Risks with trip-wires
Each risk carries a severity and the observable event that would trigger it.
Verdict
The desk’s own call, signed by the analyst who did the work.
Anatomy of a verification memo: header and mandate reference, verified facts, open questions, risks with severity and trip-wire, verdict and analyst signature HEADER / MANDATE REF VERIFIED FACTS OPEN QUESTIONS RISKS · SEVERITY · TRIP-WIRE RISK SEVERITY TRIP-WIRE VERDICT ANALYST SIGNATURE VERIFIED
Memo structure · redacted specimen

When an LP asks who verified the deal, you hand them the memo. That is what it is for — a memo you wrote yourself cannot answer that question.

Intake 5 questions

How a mandate works

One call sets it.

Ticket range
Minimum, typical, maximum.
Asset preference
Liquid tokens, locked positions, equity secondaries, primaries.
Sector focus
Or agnostic.
Stage and risk appetite
Where the mandate stops.
Decision speed
From forty-eight hours to a full committee process.

Then: blind teaser first, NDA before names, and silence when nothing fits. The desk works with funds and family offices, mostly teams of two to six. Every counterparty is identity-verified. No retail, ever.

The Brief

The same lens the desk screens with, weekly.

Unlock pressure, block activity, credit and collateral structures, secondaries pricing. Reading it costs nothing. Read the research.

Open a mandate

The first memos are free. The work convinces, or it does not.

Send your firm, role, ticket range, asset preference, sector focus and decision speed. You will get a straight answer about whether the desk can help.

Nothing here is investment advice, an offer, or a solicitation. The desk works with institutional, professional and qualifying private investors only.